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Chad A. Filley
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If there is an element of truth in comedy, then Chad Filley is Abraham Lincoln.



QUOTES FROM CHAD:

"At School District 666 so many of the kids drink alcohol, half the cars in the parking lot have whiskey plates. What's even worse, the rest of the kids are on
drugs and their cars have dealer plates."

"I recently read that 50 percent of all marriages end in divorce which really isn't that bad when you consider the other 50 percent end in death."

"The only thing group projects taught me was that I hate working with stupid people."

"Today's kids get rewarded for everything. Nobody ever loses...they even give out 99th place ribbons. Eventually instead of Divorce Decrees people will leave court with a balloon, a lollipop, and a participation medal.

"In college I had to take art history. Who needs that? Turns out I can look at a painting and tell you what time period it was painted in. Just last week I saw a painting of the Last Supper and I could tell it was from the 80s...because Jesus had a mullet."

 


 



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